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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Debra: And at the party, she showed them to me. Frank: What?! Robert: When? Frank: She just showed them to you? Robert: Shirt on or off? Frank: With the brassiere? Robert: What were you wearing? Ray (to Debra): All valid questions. Debra: It's just a boob job. Jeez, what's the big friggin' deal? How old are you? Ray: She touched 'em. Frank and Robert: Oh! Ohhh! Debra: Oh, baloney! All I had to do was stuff a couple of socks in there and you're hyperventilating! Ray: Well, you're walking around all (he flits around with socks as his big boobs)... huh? Debra: I didn't. I didn't do that. Ray: Well, what did you do? Seems to me you went to a lot of trouble just to get me to admit that I like breasts. Debra: BIG breasts! Ray: Yeah! Yeah, okay! And a nice butt, too! Huh? I'm sick! Ray: I do love your body the way it is. Debra: Oh bologna! All I had to do was stuff a couple of socks in there and you're hyperventilating! Marie: Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger. Frank: Marie did it the natural way... pound cake. (Marie glares at Frank) Debra: I agree with Marie, I think a boob job is a totally stupid procedure. Robert: But fantastic when done properly. Frank: Marie, sun's up, plate's empty. Where are my eggs? Debra: Why would you want to hear me complain about Ray? Robert: Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Robert Barone. Frank: When are you going to learn Ray? You can't talk sports with the wife. Debra: Why did you tell me it was only once a year? Marie: Because this whole topic is improper! What we do in our bedroom is our own business, and I prefer not to be known as the Whore of Lynbrook. Frank: We can move from Lynbrook. |
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