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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: Oh, now I don't love you. Debra: You don't say it. Ray: I do. Debra: No you don't. Ray: I do! Debra: When do you say it? Ray: WITH MY EYES! Ray: Are you ok? Debra: I'm fine. Ray: Uh oh, fine is bad. What is it? What's the matter? Debra: Nothing. Ray: Nothing...nothing is worse! Ray: Some funeral, huh? Debra: Yeah. Ray: Wanna do it? Alda: What's your problem Marie? I can't even say a word without you topping me. Marie: I can't help it, you're easily topped! Marie: You never even sent a gift Alda: My gift was that I came at all Marie: What kind of a horse's ass gift is that? Alda: You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass! (Ally drew a moustache on Geoffrey) Frank: Can Hitler have a juice-box? Debra: Hey, do you know what I think is really sexy? Ray: What? Debra: A man who does the dishes Ray: No, does nothing for me... Do you know what does it for me? A woman who does the dishes... with another woman! Ray: You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter. Debra: (sarcastically)Oh, guess who wrote that... |
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