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Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 8 - Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ray: (to Ally) Look, you have to do what Mommy says. Ally: Why? Ray: 'Cause I do. Ray: (to Debra) Don't even start with that unless you're willing to back it up with sex. Ray: So you weren't upset about death at all? Frank: Not until you mentioned it. Thanks, though. Frank: Who the hell buys a $40 fish? Salmon costs $12.95/pound... and you can eat it! Marie: (talking about Frank's sweater) It's a final sale item. No refunds and no exchanges. Frank: That's what her parents said when we got married. Ray: (about Frank) He thinks the moral of the Adam and Eve story is 'don't eat when you're naked'. Warren: I remember you cried when you skipped a question on your SATs and all your answers were off by one. Scott: That's not funny. I had to go to community college. Debra: No, I didn't rupture my booty...one time I did sprain my groove thing. |
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