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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ted: So there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that feller.... E.T. Polly Clarke: My husband. Now there was a man who really was afraid of Virginia Woolf. Ted: Why? Was she... following him or something? Dougal: Aah! Brilliant. A load of people in a stable! It's the one thing I didn't expect. Ted: So... let me get this straight. You were up on an old man, riding him around and whipping him. For an hour. Dougal: Yes. Ted: You realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life? Dougal: Put your clothes back on, Carol, I can't concentrate. Fr. Stack: While you were out, I got the keys to your car. And drove it into a big wall. And if you don't like it, tough. I've had my fun, and that's all that matters. Dougal: What's going on? Priest: I think Ted has a plan Dougal: No. I mean in general. And now on BBC1: Jurassic Park. The Director's Cut. With extra dinosaurs. |
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