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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mary: (to John) You've a face like a pair o' tits! John: At least that's one pair between us! Mrs Doyle: I'm so excited. Taking on three bishops all at once. I can't wait. Dougal: How did the sergeant catch Father Jack at all? Ted: Well, Dougal. He's an elderly priest driving a Flymo at 2 miles per hour around the island. How hard could it be? Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them. Dougal: A shower of bastards. Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic. Dougal: Jack? Scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted! Dougal: Ted, will you look at this table. It's so dirty I could write me name in it. Ted: (peering at table) There's a G in 'Dougal'. Dougal: Where? Dougal: A one-word film. There can't be too many of those. Salem's Lot? Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... ...More drink! |
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