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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I won't be happy until the last rabbit round here is the one inside your head, working the controls!" Ted: Dougal, you can't sit around here watching television all day - chewing gum for the eyes! Dougal: Oh no thanks Ted, I've got these crisps, here. Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins! Mrs Doyle: Oh she writes such filth, Father. It's always "Feck this" and "Feck that" - and sometimes she even uses the "F" word! Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea? Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!! Mrs Doyle: (whilst Ted is trying to eat a sausage) Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture. Jack: (after sobering up) YOU! YOU! YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Ted: That's a spoon, Father Ted: I think we'd all like to make a little sacrifice. Jack: SACRIFICE? ARSE! |
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