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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How did that gobshite get on the television? FLOOR! COR-TAINS! GOBSHITE! Ted: Dougal, do we have any incense? Dougal: (uncertainly) There was.. a spider in the bath the other night.... You're sittin' there, watching those young boys in shorts. With a big smile on your face. Ye daerty fecker. Wait a second. You're Elvis as well! It's nice to have a nun around. Gives the place a bit of glamour. So then. You're a nun? Father Brendan: God Ben I'm such an eejit - I've put the shorts - on me head ! |
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