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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dougal: Those women were in the nip! Jack: I love my brick! Mrs Doyle: Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box. Ted: Dougal, have you been drinking? Dougal: Yes Ted. I've been drinking like a mad eejit. (stage wink at Father Stack) I mean, no. I haven't. Dougal: As if magic, I can create a big crowd of invisible ducks. Dougal: How come all the rocks are different sizes? Ted: Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy. Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film? Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film. Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is. |
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