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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dougal: Oh Wow! It's like a big rabbit rock festival! Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted? Dougal: I'll have them Mrs Doyle. I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I'm going to turn into a big giant egg. Ted: I think that process has already begun. Ted: His note from the bishop said they never really found a suitable place for him... he's not a very nice man, is he? Dougal: God, Ted. I've never met anyone like him anywhere... who would he be like - Hitler or one of those mad fellas. Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning. Ted: The holy stone... It must be even holier than we thought. Perhaps it's something to do with that fellow who came over from England last year. He touched it - and he grew a beard! Dougal: Wow. Weird. That'd be nearly enough to upgrade it to a Class 1. Ted: Ooh, Class 1'd be very rare. That'd be bringing people back to life... time travel... cloning dinosaurs... Very rare. Dougal: Well, who cares anyway? They come in, they strip down the wallpaper, they fumigate the place and they're gone. What's so bad about that? Ted: Dougal, they're bishops! (pause) Dougal: ...Oh right, yes. Ted: I think it might work, Dougal. I know it'll work. It will work. Dougal: It won't work, will it Ted? Ted: ...It won't, no. Ted: What am I doing on the fecking wheel!!! |
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