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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy. Ted: They've taken the roads in. Bishop Brennan: He DID kick me up the arse! Father Fitzpatrick: You left the cyanide capsules next to the Valium, you old fool. That's just asking for trouble! Jack: (judging a Wet T-shirt competition) More Water! Dougal: God, Ted. D'you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him? Dougal: Father Clippit says a good long mass. Four hours he does. Since his stroke. Dougal: No. We're up in space doing important work for NASA. |
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