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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Eoin McLove: You leave me alone. I could have you killed. Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there. Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women. Mrs Doyle: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father? Ted: Hmmm? I suppose so. Mrs Doyle: You do like pheasant, don't you Father? Ted: Pheasant? I love pheasant. Mrs Doyle: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes pheasant as well. Dougal: The ants are back Ted! Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch menopause! Ted: (to Richard Wilson) I don't beleeeeeeeeeve it! Ted: Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much. Dougal: To be honest Ted, I forgot you had the money. I was just going to tell you... your fly's open. |
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