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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven....... Ted: Hallowed. Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be.... Ted: Thy Name... Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........ Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep. Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you said that I could praise him just by leaving the room. Ted: Yes, that was a good one ! Jack: I'm a happy camper! Ted: Two hundred pounds? I'm not trying to buy cocaine! John O'Leary: What can we do for you Father? Dougal: I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually. John: A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for? Dougal: Oh nothing much, they're for me and Ted. Mary: You and Father Ted? Dougal: Yeah, we're just trying something out. John: Well emm, actually, funnily enough we do have a pair. Sergeant Thornton left them here when he retired. Dougal: Retired from what? John: From the police. Dougal: The police? Was Sergeant Thornton a policeman? John: Emm, he was yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform? Dougal: Oh I thought he was just having a laugh. John: Anyway here's the handcuffs. Dougal: Great, bye now. Jack: Where are the other two? Dougal: C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're all going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy! Ted: So you took Father Jack out for a walk... and you lost him. Again. Dougal: Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won't happen again. Sure now, what's the worst that could happen to him anyway? Ted: Well Dougal, he could have an accident and be killed. Dougal: ...Oh right, yes. "Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats." |
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