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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mrs Doyle: Oh - by the way, Bishop Brennan, your car's parked outside. Bishop Brennan: I know. I parked it there myself. Mrs Doyle: Well, if you're looking for the windscreen wipers they're in the kitchen. The bishop looks puzzled and worried. Mrs Doyle: I thought they needed a little wash. The only trouble is... I broke the side window as I was snapping them off. Bishop Brennan: Leave my car alone and don't touch it again! Mrs Doyle: Right you are Bishop. Oh! Just one thing - is your car petrol or diesel? Bishop Brennan: Leave it alone Mrs Doyle! Mrs Doyle: (laughing) Oh no, Your Grace, this is just curiosity. Is it petrol or...? Bishop Brennan: It's diesel, it's diesel! Mrs Doyle: Oh right. So it'd do a terrible amount of damage if I was to put petrol in it? Bishop Brennan: Yes. It would completely ruin the car's engine. Mrs Doyle: Oooh! Well! (hysterical laughter) I certainly won't be doing that then! (turns to leave with a look of horror and guilt on her face) |
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