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Funny Quotes From Father Ted ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 - Page 15 - Page 16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TED: Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy. DOUGAL: Ah! Brilliant. A load of people in a stable! It's the one thing I didn't expect. TED: So you took Father Jack out for a walk... and you lost him. Again. DOUGAL: Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won't happen again. DOUGAL: God, Ted. D'you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him? MRS. DOYLE: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father? TED: Hmmm? I suppose so. MRS. DOYLE: You do like pheasant, don't you Father? TED: Pheasant? I love pheasant. MRS. DOYLE: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes pheasant as well. DOUGAL: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy. TED: Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, "collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest?" DOUGAL: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women. |
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