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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hayley: My mother stole my boyfriend! Stan: Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other! Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through. Lindsay: (To Roger) And this is Jewel... Jewel: Your date. Roger: No, God! Oh, God! I'm out! I'm out! Eww... Steve: (About Roger) I can't believe he's gone... Francine: He's up in heaven now, bumming smokes off Jesus. (Steve, Hayley, & Francine stand in front of Roger) Steve: No, former dad! Stan: Nobody threatens my family. Now, get out of the way or I'll shoot you all. Hayley: Oh, God, it's my junior prom all over again. Gertie: (Hitting Stan with her umbrella) Leave her alone, you two-dollar Pai Gao whore! Gertie: (To Stan, about Roger) Leave her alone, whitey! Roger: Don't hurt me! I know it's a cliche, but I mean you no harm! Stan: You're the alien? But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws. Roger: Oh, I've got claws. Look how fat you are. See? Kitty can scratch. Francine: We're so glad you could make it. Where's your wife this evening? Bullock: Handcuffed to a radiator in Fallujah. She wanted to come, but I do not negotiate with terrorists. Hey, do I smell meat loaf? Gertie: Call him a carpetbagger! Roger: (On phone with Stan) You're a carpetbagger, Stan! You know that? (To Gertie) What's that? |
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