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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Francine: Uh... Stan, honey, we've run out of potato salad. Stan: Oh my God! No! (Everyone leaves) Stan: Wait! Wait! I've... I've got a stick of gum. Who likes Big Red? Huh? Who likes Big Red? Huh? (Karl Rove slaps Stan) Karl Rove: What is wrong with you? Look, we cannot run out of potato salad again or we will lose on Sunday. (Bat brings him an ancient scroll) Damn! My car's been towed. (After being forced to eat a bunch of stuff by Stan) Roger: Why, Klaus? Why? Klaus: Ja. Still German. (Roger hooked up to a contraption forcing him to eat) Francine: Stan, look what we're doing to Roger. We've got to stop this. Stan: We can't stop now. The election is tomorrow. Roger's fine. Roger: Kill... me... (In a camper) Francine: Stan, what... what's going on? Stan: You were right, Francine. I've let this ridiculous rivalry cloud my judgment. This family comes first. That's why I rented this camper to drive us all down to Mexico so Steve can have his baby. Francine: Mexico? Stan: That's right, Mexico. Or, as I like to call it, God's blind spot. Stan: (About having to resign as Deacon) It's a bizarre situation. Not 8 Simple Rules, let's-keep-it-going-after-the-father-died bizarre, but close. Bullock: (To Stan) Perchance, do you have any Gatorade? It seems that I left all of my electrolytes with your daughter. Bullock: Sure, everyone knows the CIA invented crack and introduced it to the inner city, but what we never get credit for is malt liquor. (Chuckles) Yes, that was us Steve: Look what I found. (Music ceases) Steve: Dick Cheney's Blackberry. Roger: Oh, my God. I smell shenanigans. Gimme, gimme, gimme. (Dials phone) (Distant phone ringing) Tony Blair: (Answering phone) Uh! It's 4:00 in the bloody morning. Hello? Roger: Uh, British Prime Minister Tony Blair? Tony Blair: Speaking. Roger: Guess what? Tony Blair: What? Roger: Chicken butt. (Laughs) |
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