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Funny Quotes From American Dad
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Francine: Uh... Stan, honey, we've run out of potato salad.
Stan: Oh my God! No!
(Everyone leaves)
Stan: Wait! Wait! I've... I've got a stick of gum. Who likes Big Red? Huh? Who likes Big Red? Huh?
(Karl Rove slaps Stan)
Karl Rove: What is wrong with you? Look, we cannot run out of potato salad again or we will lose on Sunday. (Bat brings him an ancient scroll) Damn! My car's been towed.

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(After being forced to eat a bunch of stuff by Stan)
Roger: Why, Klaus? Why?
Klaus: Ja. Still German.

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(Roger hooked up to a contraption forcing him to eat)
Francine: Stan, look what we're doing to Roger. We've got to stop this.
Stan: We can't stop now. The election is tomorrow. Roger's fine.
Roger: Kill... me...

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(In a camper)
Francine: Stan, what... what's going on?
Stan: You were right, Francine. I've let this ridiculous rivalry cloud my judgment. This family comes first. That's why I rented this camper to drive us all down to Mexico so Steve can have his baby.
Francine: Mexico?
Stan: That's right, Mexico. Or, as I like to call it, God's blind spot.

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Stan: (About having to resign as Deacon) It's a bizarre situation. Not 8 Simple Rules, let's-keep-it-going-after-the-father-died bizarre, but close.

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Bullock: (To Stan) Perchance, do you have any Gatorade? It seems that I left all of my electrolytes with your daughter.

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Bullock: Sure, everyone knows the CIA invented crack and introduced it to the inner city, but what we never get credit for is malt liquor. (Chuckles) Yes, that was us

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Steve: Look what I found.
(Music ceases)
Steve: Dick Cheney's Blackberry.
Roger: Oh, my God. I smell shenanigans. Gimme, gimme, gimme. (Dials phone)
(Distant phone ringing)
Tony Blair: (Answering phone) Uh! It's 4:00 in the bloody morning. Hello?
Roger: Uh, British Prime Minister Tony Blair?
Tony Blair: Speaking.
Roger: Guess what?
Tony Blair: What?
Roger: Chicken butt. (Laughs)
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