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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up a bicycle. Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing. Man: You are all going to live... (Smith family cheers) Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking. Steve: (After Hayley walks in bald) Whoa, nice dome. You're almost as ugly as Roger. Roger: I'm not ugly! Am I? Stan: (As Hayley's stripping) Woo! Yeah! Shake it, baby, you will not break it! Francine: It took me nine months to make it! (Hayley hangs upside down on pole, wig falls off) Man #1: Oh, man, that's gross! Man #2: Yeah, that's the one place you want them to have hair. Stan: (To clown) How much longer do I have you for? Clown: Two hours. Stan: Go read to my wife. (Hayley is stripping in front of a guy) Man: Oh, yeah! Who's your daddy? Stan: I am! |
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