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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Francine: The point is, there was a time when you two weren't always fighting. Hayley: That was before I knew Dad was a gun-toting maniac. Stan: Beatnik! Hayley: Warmonger! Stan: Chupacabra! Hayley: I'm the Mexican Bigfoot? Stan: You heard her! She admitted it! Stan: See? Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns. Hayley: You're such a fascist! Stan: Peace pusher! Hayley: Murderer! Stan: Hermaphrodite! Terry: (On TV) Our top story, a car was broken into Cherry Street this afternoon. My car. The suspect was six-foot two and a bastard! Stan: Before we adjourn, let's recite the NGA Oath. Hold hands. Come on, it's not gay, there's guns in the room. Roger: What the... Hey, that was my cookie! Steve: You snooze, you lose. Roger: "You snooze, you lose," huh? Hmm, okay. Eat up. (Narrows eyes) Eat... up. Francine: Oh, sweetheart, don't be so dramatic. Besides, aren't you having fun cooking with mommy? Hayley: I'm not "cooking with mommy." Dad handcuffed me to the oven. Roger: Did you save me a cookie? Francine: You bet I did. Last one. Roger: Oh, cookie, you look so good. Shh, shh, don't speak. I'll go get some milk for your bath. Stan: Hey, son. Steve: Don't "son" me, baby-snatcher! (Knocks bookshelf on Stan) Stan: (Feels nothing due to being paraplegic) Somethin' on your mind, champ? Hayley: Steve, what are you doing?! Steve: Something we've both wanted to do for years, "sis." (Brings his sister into a passionate tongue-kiss, much to her dismay) Roger: (To a dazed Hayley) Oh, my God! Everything that happens from this point on is just gravy! |
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