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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saudi Police Officer: (Holding knife to Francine's throat) This belong to you? Stan: Thanks, just, uh... just put her anywhere. Roger: Does this furniture polish have alcohol in it? (Drinks it) Mmmmmm... tastes like I might die. Man: (On radio) All units to the northeast corner of the kasbah! 220 in progress! Saudi Police Officer: 220? Someone just spotted a woman's ankles. Let's move! Kazim: You should be more careful around the Police of Vice and Virtue. Do you want to get stoned? Hayley: Yes! Oh, my God, it's been, like, forever. Kazim: You would like to be buried up to your neck and have a crowd of angry men throw rocks at your head? Hayley: Oh. No. Kazim: Normally, I wouldn't come to the aid of an American. Your country's foreign policy is despicable, your culture is crude, and your gluttony and greed make me sick. (Spits) Hayley: You are so hot. Roger: Look, bub, I'm not marrying you! Old Guy: Of course you're not marrying me. You're marrying him. (Points to Prince) Roger: (Sees alcohol) Well, a girl can't hold out forever. Ali: It's so good to have Stan working with us on the pipeline and not for the... United States. Faziz: Imperialist swine. Ali: They want to enslave all Arabs. Stan: You know damn well that America does not want to enslave all Arabs. Just the ones who have oil. Francine: (On the phone) Deputy Director Bullock, will you please offer Stan his job back? Bullock: Francine, what a surprise. I already offered Stan his job back. He said, "No." (Francine screams loudly, Klaus' fish bowl breaks) Klaus: Your family may have moved to Saudi Arabia, but I'm the real fish out of water. (Laughs) Seriously, I'm dying. |
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