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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Roger: Hey, you're in my seat. Hayley: Sorry. Early bird gets the worm. Roger: "Early bird gets the worm," huh? Huh. Enjoy the seat. (Close-up to him narrowing his eyes) Enjoy... the seat. Stan: (After getting shot) Hayley... tell Roger... he's annoying. (Collapses) Hayley: Look, Dad, now that you can't work at the CIA, have you given any thought to what you want to do with your life? Stan: I sure have. I want to make a difference. I want to be an activist. Hayley: Really?! Oh, that's great, Dad! (Hugs him) Stan: Thanks, honey. Come on over here and give your dad a hug. (Briefly surprised, Hayley steps in front of Stan and gives him another hug) Steve: These people aren't rich. Look at their house. It's a box! Stan: (About the ride) You come out the exit wound! Whee! Klaus: (After Francine smashes a wine bottle) Ugh, that's the worst thing to happen to wine since the movie "Sideways." (Looks to the camera) That's right, America. Come get me! Roger: (Reading US Weekly) Stars, they're just like us. Ooh! Here's Tara Reid buying a gallon of vodka and a case of morning-after pills. I drink gallons of vodka. I should be a star. Stan: Good God, Francine, your roots are showing! Francine: I know. My hairdresser lost his touch when he decided he was straight. Apparently, it is a choice. Stan: Yes, it is. Francine: Absolutely. Anyway, the only good hairdresser left is Mr. Beauregard, but it's impossible to get an appointment unless you know somebody. Klaus: But you do know somebody, Francine. You know Roger. Oh, wait, he's just a nobody. Roger: (Gasps) Don't... cry in front of the fish. (Runs off crying) |
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