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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dr. Heisler: Your breasts are fine. It would be unethical for me to recommend anything larger. But may I suggest a third breast? Francine: I don't think... Dr. Heisler: Okay, how about two in the back? Or I can combine these two into one fantastic super boob. Francine: Can I just get a little Botox? Dr. Heisler: (Sadly) No one ever wants the super boob. Francine: What's going on? Stan: Steve fell off a ladder. He's dead inside. We're gonna go save America. Klaus: Francine, you seem oddly unfazed. Francine: No, no, I'm shocked and confused. It's just that I paralyzed my face to make me look prettier. Klaus: Oh, why didn't you say you were having work done? I would have gladly gone halfsies on the super boob. Stan: Yeah, I like how you shortened it to Sci-Fi Convention so it's shorter to say. But next time, why don't you just say Sci-Fi Con? Or SF Con? Barry: So, why would Dan Vebber become a cyber-terrorist? Steve: What do we know about Dan Vebber? Snot: Well, he's a grown man obsessed with The Lord of the Rings. Steve: That's it! By destroying modern infrastructures, he hopes to create a Middle Earth in the here and now. Stan: That's it! I've cracked it! Barry: But wait a second. Steve was the one who... (Stan pulls out his gun, Barry stops talking) Stan: Look, Steve, if you could translate his notes, then I could capture this madman and be one of the cool agents again. Please, son, I really need your help. Steve: Fine. I'll help you. Barry: Look, Mr. Smith, your stress zits are going away. Yay! Stan: Oh, God, I want to hit you! Stan: Steve, may I speak to you for a second? (Pause) Barry: Come on, Steve. He's your dad. Stan: Shut up, fatty-fat-fat-pants! Wow. Seriously, I have no idea what that's about. Stan: (After all the CIA agents ditched him) I'm telling the President on you! Roger: Yes, I had a conversation! Taco King: What are you doing on my corner? Roger: Hola, Taco King. ¿Como estas? (Taco King knocks Roger's pamphlets out of his hand) Roger: Guess I should've used the formal "usted." Taco King: You're cutting into my business! Roger: Oh, come on. I bet if you let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump of soft meat. (Laughs) That came out wrong. |
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