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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Francine: Oh, good, a Shwarma King. I'm starving. Pull over, Stan. Stan: Are you insane? We're not stopping for their food. Next, you'll want to use their bathrooms, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna use their sandpapery toilet scrolls on my proud American button. Steve: How come all the women are dressed like ninjas? Hayley: They're wearing abayas. Saudi women aren't objectified like women in Western cultures. The beauty myth doesn't exist here. Stan: It doesn't exist in Idaho, either. Why couldn't we go there? Talk about a bunch of dogs. Stan: Damn it. If Francine had been here, she could have started the wave of laughter. Laughter is infectious, like smallpox or gay. She wants to be equal partners, well, I say, no way. Hayley: Jeff, that's a corndog. We're vegetarian. Jeff: (Eating) Still? Stan: Francine, good news. I'm in charge of planning Bullock's party, which means you're in charge of planning Bullock's party. Hayley: Bye, dad. We're going to see the new Michael Moore documentary. Stan: Michael Moore... ? Oh, you mean Michael Bin Laden. Steve: Come on, Hayley. You're going to the movies with Jeff, anyway. Just give me a ride. Hayley: You know the rule. Steve: You're the most evironmentally-conscious, self-actualized feminist in the world... Hayley: And? Steve: And I'm a douche bag. Stan: Roger, have you seen Francine? Roger: (Drunk) Not since she came back from the store with this. Look at its magnificent size. I'm completely off my ass, and I'm barely down to the label. |
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