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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Klaus: There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary. It ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher. Ha ha! You thought I was making a Holocaust joke. Shame on you! Stan: Oh, I... I don't know what to say. Roger: Uh, you could say you have a whole new appreciation for how tough it is to be me. Stan: There's something you should know about me by now, Roger. I don't learn lessons. Stan: (Watching The $100,000 Pyramid) This is what Roger does? He just sits here and watches this crap all day? What am I missing? Klaus: An elevated blood-alcohol content. (Scene changes) Stan: (Drunk) Things you eat. Things that are fruit. Oh, oh, things you peel! Ah, I'm halfway up the pyramid. Klaus: You're watching The Price is Right. Stan: Shut up, Hayley! Klaus: If that were a real Wish Bowl, it would be in the Ferrari of a 600-year-old Incan on the way to his job as Jessica Alba's G-string. Francine: Hey, Stan, now that you're stuck at home, I could really use your input on redecorating the living room. Stan: Francine, the court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house. It doesn't say I have to give a crap about what it looks like. Roger: (After crashing into another car) Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme? Stan: You're thinking about donuts now? Roger: No, I'm just saying the cops got here fast. Stan: What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme? Roger: Because cops love donuts! Stan: You're not making any sense! Doyle: So, your boss was pretty steamed, huh? Stan: You wouldn't believe the way he tore into me, Doyle. I mean, worse than the roughest gay porno you ever had to do to pay off your gambling losses at the Bellagio. Doyle: (laughs nervously) What? Stan: Yeah, you've got quite the back story, don't you? Klaus: Speaking of killing, do you know what the French call an orgasm? "The little death." It harks back to the Middle Ages when only midgets were allowed to have orgasms. It's true. Read the Bible. |
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