 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HumorHour.com competition - Win lots of prizes! |
|
Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jeff: Hey, I just hope one day, I, too, have a daughter who's as smart and wonderful as Hayley. Francine: Aww... isn't he sweet, Stan? Stan: He sure is. Next time I'm out of Jolly Ranchers, I'm just gonna suck on Jeff. (Hayley brings a guy a beer) Man: Hey, waitress! Bring me another beer. Hayley: But I just brought you one. Man: Yeah, this one's to drown my crabs. (Pours beer down his pants) Hayley: Dad, I've never seen this side of you, it's so sweet. Stan: (In playful voice) Well, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you. (Both laugh) I'm serious, I will kill you... I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart, and eat it; all of it. Every last bit... well, sweet dreams, angel. Stan: (Wearing a moustache) Good day, ma'am. I'm a friend of your child. He or she has asked me to take you to a wonderful retirement home. Old Lady: How lovely. Stan: (Takes her inside an SUV) Right in here, ma'am. Old Lady: Oh. You're such a nice, young... (Stan shuts car door, drives off in his own car) Old Lady: Hello? Am I supposed to vote now? Bill Pullman: Has your lost one's memory been irretrievably lost? Hi. I'm forgettable actor Bill Pullman. You might not remember me from such movies as While You Were Sleeping and Twister. Wait, was I in Twister? No. No, that was Bill Paxton. See? Memory can be pretty tricky. So that's why if you tell your loved one what's happened to them, their brain will implode. Good luck. I'm Bill Pullman. Oh, oh, I was also in Independence D - Stan: (Turning off video) Jeff Daniels is right. Jewel: You're like Russell Crowe, and I'm Jennifer Connelly. Roger: Yeah. Yeah, you're Jennifer Connelly. CIA Temp: (After incorrectly brainwashing Francine) Oh... I guess this is the dial for hours, and this is the dial for years. Yeah, yeah. Stan: This midnight fishing is great. Bullock: Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home. Stan: Yeah, I'm, uh, laying low. Today is the anniversary of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year. Jackson: Yeah? What about? Stan: Oh, I forgot our anniversary. Huh! I'm never gonna do that again. (Takes a couple sips from his beer and casts his fishing line) Aaaaah! Bullock: There it is. |
 |
| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Copyright © 2004-2011 HumorHour.com. All rights reserved. | - Return to Top - |