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Funny Quotes From American Dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Page 9 - Page 10 - Page 11 - Page 12 - Page 13 - Page 14 Page 15 - Page 16 - Page 17 - Page 18 - Page 19 Page 20 - Page 21 - Page 22 - Page 23 - Page 24 - Page 25 - Page 26 Page 27 - Page 28 - Page 29 - Page 30 - Page 31 - Page 32 - Page 33 Page 34 - Page 35 - Page 36 - Page 37 - Page 38 - Page 39 - Page 40 Page 41 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Roger: Morning, everybody. Hey, look, that monkey has a Hayley on its ass. (Pause) Roger: Oh, go to hell. Stan: Code Red. My manual for the ES weapons system is AWOL. Drop everything and help me find it. I said drop everything! Francine: But Stan... Stan: I said drop it! (Francine drops breakfast plate on floor) Stan: Good, now clean that up and help me look. Roger: (To TV) Don't you die on me, you bastard! You've never given up on anything before. Fight, damn you, fight! Bob: (Notices Linda's reation to the thought of Francine being abused by Stan) Oh, great. I know where this is going. Can I at least watch this time? Philip: Whoever sells the most cars by Friday wins a week in Hawaii. Roger: Hawaii?! Thats where Japan goes to play golf! Francine: This man's given me something you haven't for a long time. Stan: We've talked about this. My neck gets tired. Francine: I'm talking about respect, Stan. Stan: Oh, my God, you respected her?! You're dead, Klaus! Francine: You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before? Klaus: (Nervously) Oh, you know, I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone, hmm? Stan: Now, make me that breakfast you owe me. Klaus: Right away. But first, let me ask you something. How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife? Stan: Uh, three should do it... What?! (Gets hit with a frying pan by Klaus, leaving him unconscious) |
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