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Funny Quotes From American Dad
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Roger: Morning, everybody. Hey, look, that monkey has a Hayley on its ass.
(Pause)
Roger: Oh, go to hell.

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Stan: Code Red. My manual for the ES weapons system is AWOL. Drop everything and help me find it. I said drop everything!
Francine: But Stan...
Stan: I said drop it!
(Francine drops breakfast plate on floor)
Stan: Good, now clean that up and help me look.

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Roger: (To TV) Don't you die on me, you bastard! You've never given up on anything before. Fight, damn you, fight!

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Bob: (Notices Linda's reation to the thought of Francine being abused by Stan) Oh, great. I know where this is going. Can I at least watch this time?

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Philip: Whoever sells the most cars by Friday wins a week in Hawaii.
Roger: Hawaii?! Thats where Japan goes to play golf!

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Francine: This man's given me something you haven't for a long time.
Stan: We've talked about this. My neck gets tired.
Francine: I'm talking about respect, Stan.
Stan: Oh, my God, you respected her?! You're dead, Klaus!

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Francine: You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before?
Klaus: (Nervously) Oh, you know, I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone, hmm?

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Stan: Now, make me that breakfast you owe me.
Klaus: Right away. But first, let me ask you something. How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
Stan: Uh, three should do it... What?! (Gets hit with a frying pan by Klaus, leaving him unconscious)
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